Hilarious Messages Culled From Whatsapp

My hand no dey and it doesn;t mean they are true, but they are very hilarious.

Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?" 😂
😂 😂

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days.  Every time  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,  either a Brazilian  innocent  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face😂😂😂

R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage???
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend

Robert Mugabe 2016
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."

~Robert Mugabe😂😄💦😂😂
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays😀😀
#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,

Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?                                           
Mugabe:  I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks😂😂

Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later sex her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?
- Robert Mugabe

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Revealed: Five Important Things You Didn't Know the New WhatsApp Could Do

Earlier this year, WhatsApp announced that it had a user base of more than one billion; that is, one in seven people on earth, as people all over the world have been using WhatsApp for numerous purposes.

 

One of the world's most popular messaging app, Whatsapp, has added a host of new features with improved speed, security, reliability and simplicity. 

 

WhatsApp has also just added a video-calling feature to the app after a series of beta tests. A rise in the app called Snapchat and its Stories feature, from Instagram to Facebook, and now even WhatsApp has tried to clone it.

 

In the new WhatsApp’s Beta app on iOS and Android, there is a new ‘Status’ tab where the ‘Stories’ can be put and seen before it disappears 24 hours later. The new ‘Stories’ feature is only available to a select few who operate on a jailbroken Apple device or a rooted Android smartphone.

 

The messaging app just updated its messaging app on iOS and has made it possible for users to send and receive GIFs. Though a bit late to the game, it actually does a little more than just supporting animations. Users can send GIFs stored in the device memory as well as search Giphy’s large library and find animations to make your chats interesting.

 

All these new features to stay relevant in the ever-changing tech world have made WhatsApp even more popular. The company earlier announced that it manages over 100 million voice calls every day on the app, that makes it more than 1,100 calls per second. It has even upgraded the desktop versions of the app.

 

Here are five latest features that you can try out in WhatsApp:

 

1. Video calling

 

WhatsApp just confirmed that it is rolling out the video calling feature across Android, iOS and Windows. You will now be able to see ‘Video Call’ and ‘Voice Call’ choices when you tap the top dialler button. A new dialog giving the option between a standard voice call and a video call will appear.

 

2. GIFs

 

The messaging app has rolled out support for GIFs support for iOS users with the latest version of the app. The 2.16.16 update allows you to send videos (six seconds or shorter) and Live Photos and GIFs. You can search the Giphy library to search for GIFs to send to your friends on your WhatsApp.

 

3. Tag

 

You can now tag others in the contacts within a WhatsApp group. You will be able to do the tag even if the people have muted the conversation. You can avail this feature by typing @ and click on the contact you wish to tag from the appearing list.

 

4. Picture edit

 

In the new update of WhatsApp, you can doodle on as well as edit on the photos before sending them to your friends. When the conversation tab is opened, you can tap on the camera button and click on the image from the camera. You will get a few icons on the top right, and you can choose to either crop the photo, draw a doodle, enter a text or a sticker to the photo. Then the picture message is ready to be sent.

 

5. Most viewed

 

There is an interesting feature in WhatsApp, although sadly it is only available to Apple devices as of now. Android owners may have to wait for a while. If you have iOS, you can go to ‘Settings’ and then select ‘Account’ and then ‘Storage Usage’. There, you will be able to see the total number of messages at the top of the page and also a list of chats, which are ranked according to the number of messages sent to the number. This helps you see who is your ‘best friend’, as in, to which contact have you spoken the maximum number of lines.

 

Credits: Punch

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Leaked Whatsapp Chat Shows How a Guy Who Loves Football Won the Heart of a Girl

A leaked Whatsapp conversation between a guy and a babe has revealed how the man used his knowledge and love for football to freely win the heart of the lady.

Illustrative photo

 

A guy who has used his vast knowledge of football to win the heart of a girl who was dating another guy has become a viral sensation online and on social media as many are commending his smart effort which he used very well to achieve his goal.

 

Read the sizzling and entertaining Whatsapp chat below and perfect your game, maybe you could use the skills to woo your lady's heart.

 

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Must Read: List of Phones That Will Not Support Whatsapp Anymore from 31st Dec 2016

Whatsapp is set to sideline a number of phone brands from its chat application as from December this year.

 

As part of effort in bringing better services to their esteem customers, Whatsapp have decided to announce December 31st 2016 as the end date of supporting some types of phone.

Whatsapp which is the most popular messaging application platform used by almost 90 percent of smartphone users in the world will no longer support some mobile devices as their planning to expand their app features and add more security tools to their App.

The affected mobile devices include:-

All Blackberry phones including blackberry 10 devices.

All Symbian Phones Includes; Nokia 500, Nokia E6, Nokia 5228, Nokia 5230, Nokia E63, Nokia 5233, Nokia E66, Nokia 5235, Nokia 5250, Nokia E7, Nokia 5320, Nokia E71, Nokia 5530, Nokia E72, Nokia 5630, Nokia E73, Nokia 5700, Nokia E75, Nokia 5730, Nokia E90 Communicator, Nokia 5800, Nokia N76, Nokia 600, Nokia N78, Nokia 603, Nokia N79, Nokia 6110, Nokia N8, Nokia 6120, Nokia N81, Nokia 6121, Nokia N81 8 GB, Nokia 6124,Nokia N82,Nokia 6210,Nokia N85, Nokia 6220, Nokia N86 8 MP, Nokia 6290, Nokia N95, Nokia 6650 Fold, Nokia N95 8 GB, Nokia 6700, Nokia 6710 Navigator, Nokia N96, Nokia 6720, Nokia N97, Nokia 6730, Nokia N97 mini, Nokia 6760 Slide, Nokia X5-01, Nokia 6790 Surge, Nokia X6, Nokia 700, Nokia X7, Nokia 701, Samsung GT-i8510, Nokia 808 PureView, Samsung GT-l7110, Nokia C5, Samsung i8910 Omnia HD, Nokia C5-03, Samsung SGH-G810, Nokia C6, Samsung SGH-iNNN, Nokia C7, Samsung SGH-L870, Nokia E5, Sony Ericsson Satio, Nokia E51, Sony Ericsson Vivaz, Nokia E52, Sony Ericsson Vivaz Pro and Nokia E55.

All Nokia S40 Phones includes; Nokia Asha 201, Nokia Asha 300, Nokia Asha 302, okia Asha 303, Nokia Asha 306, Nokia Asha 311,Nokia C3-00, Nokia C3-01, Nokia X2-00, Nokia X2-01 and Nokia X3-02,Window phones 7.1,iPhone 3GS/iOS 6, Andriod 2.1 and Andriod 2.2

The company added through its blog post that despite it was a tough decision for them to make, but still the right one in order to provide better service and better ways to keep in touch with your family, friends and loved ones using Whatsapp.

Therefore if your phone falls within the stated range, you are advised to either upgrade to the newer version of Andriod, iPhone, Window or get a newer ones before the due date.

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Kenya Saga! Orange Employee Who ‘Stole’ Customer’s Number To Whatsapp Her In ‘Trouble’

Oh dear! So there’s currently a saga going on at Orange in Kenya when a male employee stole a lady’s number after she came to their office for registration. He stole the number and sent her a whatsapp message at night. The lady however didn’t find it funny and said it was a breach of her privacy. She later shared the conversation on twitter and also tweeted at Orange reporting the incident.

A lot of people however feel the action was harsh and asked that the guy shouldn’t be punished. But then people need to chill, especially ladies asking that he shouldn’t be punished. That’s why some men date two/three women together. What if this guy was used to messaging every fine customer and some people fall mugu for him? Isn’t this how heartbreaks start, when he eventually dumps others for one? And probably even get married and still cheats? Abeg he should be punished. You don’t go on stealing people’s numbers only to message them at night. What audacity?

What Orange messaged her after the cut.

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